I told Donny, my Canadian friend from Alberta, Canada that he’s missing out on a lot by focusing on the erotic aspect of Thai massages and forgetting the many, many pleasures that a sincere Thai girl can offer. But Donny, an independent soul if there ever was one, said to me one morning over his daily Pizza Hut breakfast of a medium sausage pizza with a Coke chaser, “Look pal,” Donny said, “you can do whatever floats your boat but my morning ritual is not going to change. I want the quick and easy rub and tug lasting no more than a couple minutes-then I’m good for the day…until my afternoon massage.”
Donny, became my mission in Pattaya. I was determined to show him the more beautiful aspects and the versatility of massages in Pattaya. “Donny, “ I offered, tomorrow afternoon you’re coming with me to my peek-a-boo massage shop dishing up an extensive menu of marvelous massages from the traditional Thai massage to the opulent hot stone massage. Reluctantly, Donny agreed.
“How did you ever find this place?”, Donny questioned. The treat was on me so I selected a VIP Jacuzzi room, with a king-size massage table and allowed Donny to pick from a dozen or so of the most beautiful massage girls in Thailand. I could see he was having a hard choice. Who wouldn’t?
“I want Da,” he said, and off they went to massage heaven. I selected Singaporn, my favorite massage girl. Donny and I went our separate ways for the next hour…at least, I thought it was only going to be one hour. Singaporn gave me her specialty…a half and half for the sixty minutes and we both retired to the lovely reception area expecting to see Donny and Da.
Apparently, Donny and Da were enjoying themselves for Donny had extended his one-hour massage to two hours…so much for the couple minute rub and tug. Two hours later, Donny limped into the reception area for the traditional cup of after-massage, hot tea with the widest smile, the biggest grin of satisfaction.
“Thank you pal,” Donny said, “that was the most pleasurable two hours of my life. We were in complete privacy with a Jacuzzi large enough for two, even the massage bed was big enough for both of us plus my exquisite Da showered with me, and dried me with plush towels.”
To myself I thought-mission accomplished. Not only was Donny exposed to the more scintillating massage moments but, based on the smile stretched across Donny’s face, I believe he got everything he wished for and more.